The Welcome
Onboarding godmother
A cute, AI-guided application and onboarding that already knows your mission, your knowledge base, and your vibe. She interviews each new hire in the house’s own voice — and builds a living memory of who they are.
Meet Madame — the AI who runs your business like a grande dame. She welcomes your new hires, runs the schedule, keeps the books, and coaches your people like a godmother who never sleeps. They call her Cash because she brings the abundance — to any house that runs on people.
Now welcoming the first founding houses · Montréal
Square, Mindbody, Booksy, Fresha — they all sell the same thing: a calendar and a card swipe. They own the front of house. But the part that actually eats your life — hiring, training, scheduling, morale, keeping the money straight — still runs on paper, group chats, and a notebook behind the counter. Madame is the first AI built for the back of house.
Four specialists, one shared memory of your business and every person in it. They get smarter the longer your house runs.
Onboarding godmother
A cute, AI-guided application and onboarding that already knows your mission, your knowledge base, and your vibe. She interviews each new hire in the house’s own voice — and builds a living memory of who they are.
Smart scheduling
Conflict-free schedules that learn each worker’s rhythm, fill open shifts, and handle swaps and time-off — without the endless group chat.
Money, made clear
Daily clarity on every dollar, tip, and payout. "Where did the money go?" — answered before you have to ask. Madame keeps the abundance flowing and visible.
Always-on concierge
CEO-level mentorship for every worker. She answers questions, coaches through the hard days, escalates what matters, and celebrates the wins.
Everything they learn flows into one place — the Memory. Your house’s brain, and a private story for every person in it.
Pour in your mission, your services, your prices, your rules. Madame reads it all and forms her memory of your business — and learns to speak in your voice.
New hires meet Madame, not a form. She interviews them warmly, drafts their first shifts, and writes a private memory for each one.
Schedules fill, swaps resolve, the books stay clear, questions get answered — day and night. You get a calm dashboard and your evenings back.
Every shift, every conversation, every dollar makes the Memory deeper. The longer your house runs on Madame, the more she knows.
Madame began in massage. The household translates to any business that runs on people, chairs, and appointments.
Founding houses lock in 50% — for life. We’re onboarding a small number of houses by invitation.
For solo & tiny houses finding their feet.
The full household, running your floor.
For groups running more than one house.
No card required to join the waitlist. Prices shown are founding-house rates.
She onboarded four new hires while I slept. They felt welcomed before they ever met me.
I stopped chasing the schedule in a group chat. It just… runs. I forgot what Sunday-night dread felt like.
For the first time I can see the money. Every tip, every payout, every day. No more notebook.
No. Booking apps own the calendar and the card swipe. Madame runs the human side — onboarding, scheduling, coaching, and the books — that no one else built. She works alongside whatever booking or payment tools you already use.
Because Madame brings the abundance — think Madame Money, not a payment method. She cut her teeth running the businesses that live on people, chairs, and tips, and the name stuck. Whatever your house runs on, she’s here to make it prosper.
Whatever you tell her — your mission, services, prices, rules, and voice. She forms a private Memory of your house and a separate, confidential memory for each person in it. It’s yours, and it never trains anyone else’s Madame.
They trust her because she sounds like the house, remembers their story, and shows up for them at 2am when a human can’t. Madame doesn’t replace your leadership — she scales the warmth you already have.
We’re onboarding a small number of founding houses now, starting in Montréal. Join the waitlist and we’ll reach out with an invite — founding houses keep 50% for life.
A small, hand-picked group of houses, onboarded personally. Leave your email and your Madame will be in touch.
No spam, no card. Just an invite when your house is up.